I've always been amazed of all the things "screw-drivers" do
I wished if one could screw my nuts until i found you
When I saw you screwing people with the way you twist and shout
I couldn't help, i was on the edge, laughing out really loud
I've fallen for a "screw-driver"! and that "screw-driver" is you
Thinking 'bout this night and day, well! I got screwed up too
Chhaima!......... Thinking 'bout you my mind shuts.....
Chhaima!......... To tell you this i have no guts......
Chaaima!......... The crush of you is so so strong.....
Chhaima!......... That's why i wrote this "screw-driver" song....
Dear momma! don't mind but Ur son's a nuts
he ain't got no brains! and ain't got no guts
much often it occurs, that his mind shuts
...as things goes over his head, and below his butts
In the class, never does he study
If some1 asks for bunk, he's EverReady
his time goes in sane! go tell his dady
Go do somethin! it's very late already
He's fond of shits, let me remind you
and sees'm much! often behind you
I wish watchin shits one day he finds you
standing in front! no more he can blind you
DESCRIBING ABHAY BHADOURIYA (DHAMAKA)
Darr jate hai bachche jab lagaye ye thahaka!
pataakhe ka bhai, Abhay urf dhamaka!!
Jutton ke roop mein hamne isko fal diye!
Ye muh uthake gadhe ki tarah chal diye!
Iski aur burai karne ko 'page' nahin
aur iski buddhi mein zara bhi 'tej' nahin
"hathi hai par nahin hai takat
juton se karun main iska swagat
yeh juton ke hi layak hai
iski mummy kehti hain "bahut nalayak hai"
koi akal ki baat isne jaani nahi
aur 'buddhihinta' mein iska koi sani nahin
koi baat iske dimag ko nahi lagti
aur iski nahi hogi kabhi ‘pragati’
yeh ek chalta firta gannnd hai
iski buddhi ke saare dwar bannd hai
dikhne mein yeh ‘lala’ hai
dimag pe iske ‘tala’ hai
banta hai yeh sabka don
isse bada murkh aur kaun
iski buddhi toh bachpan mein hi beh gayi
kehne ko naam matrrr ki hi buddhi reh gayi
seene mein inke hain dum nahin
kehta hai “ hum kisssi se kam nahin”
tabhi yeh kissi ko nahi bhata hai
aur ucch koti ka murkh kehlata hai
sandon ki daud mein yeh shariq hai
iska “sense of ass” bilkul theek hai
Waise yeh senti aur sober hai
parr chalta firta ‘gobar’ hai
kehne ko naam hai,ghar-*bar karobaar hai
parr iske gale mein juton ka haar hai
aur jaise ‘ginti’ mein eeee ki matra hoti hai
vaise hi iski gadhe parr yatra hoti hai
‘ass’ hai parr manta nahi
‘fkuced’ hai par janta nahi
shayad ise koi ‘bimari’ hai
sala ek number ka bhikari hai
mann karta hai main iske chamat lagaun
beech bazzaar iski watt lagaun
fat ka yeh bora hai
haath mein iske katora hai
praksh ke roop mein ‘andhakaar hai’
maine kaha tha ‘ yeh bkl bimar hai’
mann toh karta hai iske chamat lagaun
iski beech muhalle wattt lagaun
kyun ki yeh gola hai barud hai
yeh toh ek 'chutia' dude hai
yehi hai sabb ore chauda
yahi akela hai bkl............
| Saini’s eyes are on you now your daddy told you to keep away from big guys you know? you'll pray the god to get rid of it He will find the lines to abuse you you know? what happened to you will be a secret |
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Describing Prakash SharmaKutte ki tarah hardam kare bakwass gadhon ka guru mandh buddhi prakash! Jutton ke roop mein hamne isko fal diye! Ye muh uthake gadhe ki tarah chal diye! Iski aur burai karne ko 'page' nahin aur iski buddhi mein 'tej' nahin "hathi hai par nahin hai takat juton se karun main iska swagat yeh juton ke hi layak hai iski mummy kehti hain "bahut nalayak hai" koi akal ki baat isne jaani nahi aur 'buddhihinta' mein iska koi sani nahin koi baat iske dimag ko nahi lagti aur iski nahi hogi kabhi ‘pragati’ yeh ek chalta firta gannnd hai iski buddhi ke saare dwar bannd hai dikhne mein yeh ‘lala’ hai dimag pe iske ‘tala’ hai banta hai yeh sabka don isse bada murkh aur kaun iski buddhi toh bachpan mein hi beh gayi kehne ko naam matrrr ki hi buddhi reh gayi seene mein inke hain dum nahin kehta hai “ hum kisssi se kam nahin” tabhi yeh kissi ko nahi bhata hai aur ucch koti ka murkh kehlata hai sandon ki daud mein yeh shariq hai iska “sense of ass” bilkul theek hai Waise yeh senti aur sober hai parr chalta firta ‘gobar’ hai kehne ko naam hai,ghar-*bar karobaar hai parr iske gale mein juton ka haar hai aur jaise ‘ginti’ mein eeee ki matra hoti hai vaise hi iski gadhe parr yatra hoti hai ‘ass’ hai parr manta nahi ‘fkuced’ hai par janta nahi shayad ise koi ‘bimari’ hai sala ek number ka bhikari hai mann karta hai main iske chamat lagaun beech bazzaar iski watt lagaun fat ka yeh bora hai haath mein iske katora hai praksh ke roop mein ‘andhakaar hai’ maine kaha tha ‘ yeh bkl bimar hai’ mann toh karta hai iske chamat lagaun iski beech muhalle wattt lagaun kyun ki yeh gola hai barud hai yeh toh ek 'chutia' dude hai yehi hai sabb ore chauda yahi akela hai bkl............ |
Saini’s a mysteryDon't give a damn , a bloody bullshit!! hip-hop blunder i can make thy thunder rain drops came and grew the grasses so better be aware,cuz saini don't care no one dares to oppose me no one dares to stand "neck to neck" guys who come just get so hurt! i do it all!! i do it all alone cry those guys" is some one to "save" saini don't cares and he gives a fcuk!! This song is dedicated to guys Daddy please save me from this mighty lad!! IT'S TIME FOR AN "IMPEDANCE OF AN INCIDENCE" like this there's a story of a dog!!! He tried atleast and just ran before |
That's the story of saini that's sachin
The rascal girl just made it begin!
With her damn ass that is worth kicking!!
What she does?My cock starts lickin!
Studds now cry like moti and vipin!!!................
No apologies!~ for that fucking whore!
She got more than wat she was lookin for!
jussta war! has put me behind the barr!
In the meanwhile a better battle it seems
Where 3rd yr teams and see my shattering dreamz!
no classes n no lab we can even have!
cuz smone dabbed ah! she has bac stabbed!!
I was wrapped and there no one helped!!
the girl so bastard that brought disaster so faster!
that i cudn convince the masters, that rascal
has just just broken the bar, starts a war
n becums a star , beats me far and beats me hard!!
No happy days only mourns i meet!
I fall on thorns I bleed! I bleed!
Played wit my emotions my sentiments!
with great confidence,I tried hard defence!
Got trapped badly!My luck i blame!
complain not claimed n i bear the shame!!
A bullshit ! A stain on my carrier i got!!
I cry a lot! blood keeps flowin it doesn clottt!!!
My wounds r fresh.Won't they heal?
wounds r real!!How bad i feel?
she complained in ceil! what wass that zeal?
No sheild! what she sealed?when she dealed! i was killed!!
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NO! NO! NO! I didn sow
I didn sow now what I reap!
I sowed a leap! n got a heap!
sorrows to keep! n sorrows so deep?
i get a heap of pian and there's no gain!
I got it all in vain! what is main?
that i've missed the train cuz of furious brain!
a dirty drain has put a huge strain!
no one sees me cry so i walk in rain!!
insane it's not the same and Why and why only i to blame!
I sowed a seed but got the weed!
I feed a seed! n get the thorns!!
I fall on them! I bleed! I bleed! I bleeed! I bleed!
Abused in folks,i loose my hopes,I hang on ropes!!
oops! oops! ops!oops! oops!
YEAh! like an underwear,wit my bundle tears!
Fake fears! Why no one hears? for me there are no cheers?
Ya! cheers are lost! brutally tossed! hopes r frost!
doesnt she knw wat my tears cost?
Yeah! no cost for her,fcuked we were!!
SORRY! SORRRY! SORRY! SIRR!!!!!
in my eyes u cud see the blurr! sorry i said to her!!
sorry again! yeah we cried!!our tears dried!
still tried ,didn hide! n never lied!
side by side? but yo!we died!!
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Result wasn bright!!!
LOST THE FIGHT!!!!!
rusticated 7 days!!! NO LIGHT?
that is how KALYANI bite!!!!
WE FELL FROM HEIGHTS OF MIGHTY KITES!!
but we died?
I fall from heights right on my knees!!!
SIR PLEASE! sir! PLEASE! sir! PLEASE!
I plead! I plead! I PLEAD!
whenever i fall on thorns of life? I BLEED! I BLEED! I BLEED!
why? I'm fcukd here?I do! wonder!
she is a hunter! for us a thunder?
13th i see calendar!whatta blunder?
those boyz she hated! what she stated !
we heard n waited!
but got rusticated! Rated as "outdated"
totally intoxicated?I now hate it!!
so when i'm gone,don go on!
once i die I'm never born!
tryna be my clone!
dON WASTE UR TIME SITIN IN THE LAWN
i lost and i didn won! became an icon!
i do mourn!my shirt is torn!
be strong!and u just live so long!
that's my song! DING ding-DONG!
nottta NOISY horn!!u know i fall on thorns
my pure deeds,no needs, i'M full of fire N heats!!
i fall on thorns I BLEED! I BLEED!
STATUTORY WARNING: orignal explicit content.All rights reserved ! (copyright protected edition 2009)
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NOTE: A new hindi version named as " Adhura-khwab" describing same pians will soon be available online!!!
thank u all my fanns!!! SOON W'LL BE BAC
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