Poet Shah

DESCRIBING ABHAY BHADOURIYA (DHAMAKA)


Darr jate hai bachche jab lagaye ye thahaka!
pataakhe ka bhai, Abhay urf dhamaka!!
Jutton ke roop mein hamne isko fal diye!
Ye muh uthake gadhe ki tarah chal diye!

Iski aur burai karne ko 'page' nahin
aur iski buddhi mein zara bhi 'tej' nahin
"hathi hai par nahin hai takat
juton se karun main iska swagat

yeh juton ke hi layak hai
iski mummy kehti hain "bahut nalayak hai"
koi akal ki baat isne jaani nahi
aur 'buddhihinta' mein iska koi sani nahin

koi baat iske dimag ko nahi lagti
aur iski nahi hogi kabhi ‘pragati’
yeh ek chalta firta gannnd hai
iski buddhi ke saare dwar bannd hai

dikhne mein yeh ‘lala’ hai
dimag pe iske ‘tala’ hai
banta hai yeh sabka don
isse bada murkh aur kaun

iski buddhi toh bachpan mein hi beh gayi
kehne ko naam matrrr ki hi buddhi reh gayi
seene mein inke hain dum nahin
kehta hai “ hum kisssi se kam nahin”

tabhi yeh kissi ko nahi bhata hai
aur ucch koti ka murkh kehlata hai
sandon ki daud mein yeh shariq hai
iska “sense of ass” bilkul theek hai

Waise yeh senti aur sober hai
parr chalta firta ‘gobar’ hai
kehne ko naam hai,ghar-*bar karobaar hai
parr iske gale mein juton ka haar hai

aur jaise ‘ginti’ mein eeee ki matra hoti hai
vaise hi iski gadhe parr yatra hoti hai
‘ass’ hai parr manta nahi
‘fkuced’ hai par janta nahi

shayad ise koi ‘bimari’ hai
sala ek number ka bhikari hai
mann karta hai main iske chamat lagaun
beech bazzaar iski watt lagaun

fat ka yeh bora hai
haath mein iske katora hai
praksh ke roop mein ‘andhakaar hai’
maine kaha tha ‘ yeh bkl bimar hai’

mann toh karta hai iske chamat lagaun
iski beech muhalle wattt lagaun
kyun ki yeh gola hai barud hai
yeh toh ek 'chutia' dude hai

yehi hai sabb ore chauda
yahi akela hai bkl............