Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Describing Prakash Sharma

Kutte ki tarah hardam kare bakwass

gadhon ka guru mandh buddhi prakash!

Jutton ke roop mein hamne isko fal diye!

Ye muh uthake gadhe ki tarah chal diye!


Iski aur burai karne ko 'page' nahin

aur iski buddhi mein 'tej' nahin

"hathi hai par nahin hai takat

juton se karun main iska swagat


yeh juton ke hi layak hai

iski mummy kehti hain "bahut nalayak hai"

koi akal ki baat isne jaani nahi

aur 'buddhihinta' mein iska koi sani nahin


koi baat iske dimag ko nahi lagti

aur iski nahi hogi kabhi ‘pragati’

yeh ek chalta firta gannnd hai

iski buddhi ke saare dwar bannd hai


dikhne mein yeh ‘lala’ hai

dimag pe iske ‘tala’ hai

banta hai yeh sabka don

isse bada murkh aur kaun


iski buddhi toh bachpan mein hi beh gayi

kehne ko naam matrrr ki hi buddhi reh gayi

seene mein inke hain dum nahin

kehta hai “ hum kisssi se kam nahin”


tabhi yeh kissi ko nahi bhata hai

aur ucch koti ka murkh kehlata hai

sandon ki daud mein yeh shariq hai

iska “sense of ass” bilkul theek hai


Waise yeh senti aur sober hai

parr chalta firta ‘gobar’ hai

kehne ko naam hai,ghar-*bar karobaar hai

parr iske gale mein juton ka haar hai


aur jaise ‘ginti’ mein eeee ki matra hoti hai

vaise hi iski gadhe parr yatra hoti hai

‘ass’ hai parr manta nahi

‘fkuced’ hai par janta nahi


shayad ise koi ‘bimari’ hai

sala ek number ka bhikari hai

mann karta hai main iske chamat lagaun

beech bazzaar iski watt lagaun


fat ka yeh bora hai

haath mein iske katora hai

praksh ke roop mein ‘andhakaar hai’

maine kaha tha ‘ yeh bkl bimar hai’


mann toh karta hai iske chamat lagaun

iski beech muhalle wattt lagaun

kyun ki yeh gola hai barud hai

yeh toh ek 'chutia' dude hai


yehi hai sabb ore chauda

yahi akela hai bkl............

2 comments:

deepak said...

Well!
Who is prakash.
Does above pic have prakash himself in it

shahnawaz husain said...

Yess it surely has!!

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